delicious Cookies straight to your door!

new seasonal flavors every month

About Me

Hi, I'm Beth!

I’m a classically trained pastry chef with a passion for all things sweet and unexpected. After graduating with a degree in Baking and Pastry Arts and working in restaurants for over a decade, I decided it was time to add my own twist to the baking world.

Turns out, TikTok loves a snarky baker

With 55,000 followers and counting, I’m thrilled to bring some snarky joy (and a few laughs) to my followers – and, of course, a cookie obsession that’s hard to shake.

Good Fuckin' Cookies

These aren’t just cookies – they’re personality-packed bites of joy. From my Mexican Chocolate cookies to fan-favorite Chocolate Fuckin' Chip, each batch is made with quality ingredients and a healthy amount of attitude.

FAQs

Every other Monday, a limited batch of different flavors of cookies go on sale. Once they're gone, they're gone! I bake 'em fresh and ship 'em out the following Monday.

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I get it, sometimes you need cookies now. Contact me for special orders of 4 dozen or more outside of the regular schedule.

Cookies are good for up to two weeks from their ship date. You can also freeze them in the sealed bags they come in and they will last for up to 3 months!

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